Please include the fact it has to be triple-chrome plated with the sacred insignia and serve no purpose other than decrease gas mileage, increase noise levels to a tractor-pull level, be on the exterior because it's all about show,tell you friends how much you paid for this worthless acouterment or last but not least have one before anyone else does!!!
p.s. I have nothing against H/D. Some of the owners have a strong fetish that I don't understand.