V11 LeMans Valve Clearances

[Lucky Phil]

3 hours ago, audiomick said:

Can you do that one again in metric, please? I'm getting splinters under my fingernails trying to convert it.

.0073152mm Mick you sound engineer you

Phil

[audiomick]

2 minutes ago, Lucky Phil said:

.0073152mm

So somewhere between a bee's @#$$#! and a poofteenth. Thanks mate.

[docc]

Let's talk oil and tyres.

Phoof on that, ya wanker. We do valve clearances like nobody's business. 

[audiomick]

13 minutes ago, audiomick said:

 @#$$#!

So the forum software doesn't like that, because it is obviously not appropriate to talk about male body parts in vernacular. Starts with "D", and ends in "ick". And it is the most common nickname for people named Richard.

Let's try, for the sake of equality, boobs, or pussy.

Edit: Hmmm....

'notheredit: I'm in for the valve clearances.

Edited November 22 by audiomick

[docc]

9 minutes ago, audiomick said:

So the forum software doesn't like that, because it is obviously not appropriate to talk about male body parts in vernacular. Starts with "D", and ends in "ick". And it is the most common nickname for people named Richard.

Let's try, for the sake of equality, boobs, or pussy.

Edit: Hmmm....

'notheredit: I'm in for the valve clearances.

I have no control over the forum software, but it's fine if you want to be a pussy here, just don't be a @#$$#!. (dee-ick)

[audiomick]

13 minutes ago, docc said:

I have no control over the forum software,

Yeah, been there and done that with another forum where I am an Admin. You go with what you got. No worries.

[docc]

22 minutes ago, audiomick said:

Yeah, been there and done that with another forum where I am an Admin. You go with what you got. No worries.

Bottom line, just don't be a @#$$#!.

If you're gonna be a pecker, I'll have stay up late and moderate your pecker-ism.

Gladly, we just don't have that here with this community of gentlemen.

A decorum I am ever thankful for.

[audiomick]

16 minutes ago, docc said:

A decorum I am ever thankful for.

Me too.

[gstallons]

8 hours ago, docc said:

I have no control over the forum software, but it's fine if you want to be a pussy here, just don't be a @#$$#!. (dee-ick)

Oh NO ! That is why I could NOT post @#$$#! Cavett's name the other day ! I thought I was having keyboard problems ?

[gstallons]

Hmmm , at least they are consistent w/the spelling !

[Tomchri]

13 hours ago, gstallons said:

Hmmm , at least they are consistent w/the spelling !

Absolutely not easy  

Cheers Tom.

[docc]

I submit, once again, there is nowhere else in the world a group of friends could have this much fun with Valve Clearances.

Reminds me of this girl I dated in college that was kind of a walking, talking feeler gauge.

                                                

[Tomchri]

3 minutes ago, docc said:

I submit, once again, there is nowhere else in the world a group of friends could have this much fun with Valve Clearances.

Reminds me of this girl I dated in college that was kind of a walking, talking feeler gauge.

                                                

YEs  .   

Cheers Tom

[gstallons]

1 hour ago, docc said:

I submit, once again, there is nowhere else in the world a group of friends could have this much fun with Valve Clearances.

Reminds me of this girl I dated in college that was kind of a walking, talking feeler gauge.

                                                

 

Can you explain the theory of operation and the procedure ?

[audiomick]

Yes please. I would also be most interested in having that explained.