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[DeBenGuzzi]

150143717085

1980 Moto Guzzi : G2

Vehicle Description

 

"As you roar up to the traffic light, leaving behind a trail of noxious 2 stroke fumes. All eyes are upon you as you rev this powerhouse. Holding it's own against much much bigger bikes it will draw attention at any stop sign or traffic light you pull up to. As the light turns green and the other bikes take off, you stall. Not to worry, as you start to pedal the spectators clap and laugh- about half way through the intersection the engine catches and you roar up to the top speed of 28 MPH (more if you weigh less than 275 lbs). This bike oozes machismo, while riding it no-one will ever question the need for Viagra. In addition you can ride for up to 9 months on a single tank of gas (especially if like me you don't ride it much)

A must for all Guzzi owners-as a second bike if your friends want to come for a ride (you'll see them at the destination in about 6 days) or even as a coffee table converation piece-please drain the gas before attempting this!

 

You need it! Please bid now!

 

The bike is a G2 (somewhere between a robin and a G5) it starts stops and makes a generally offensive odor when driving. At 419 original miles it qualifies as a true barn find-I found it in my barn today and said I must get this up on Ebay. If you are interested I also have a Robin (the predecessor). What you see is what you get-some elbow grease needed, tires hold air and are useable- I have some Pirelli replacements available at an additional cost. As for title, Maine is a non-title state for these types of things. So you'll get a Bill of Sale.

 

Oh and I forgot to mention (more than once) that the bike is a certified babe magnet-while looking at you riding this most women will think he must be carrying quite a load to be able to be seen on such a thing"

 

 

Ad's like this make it all worth it.

[Ralph Werner]

[VA Sean]

That reminds me of an auction for a VERY used roadcrafter that was posted on WildGuzzi last year... totally hilarious.

[Tom M]

I've been keeping an eye out for a ZRX for a buddy of mine. This was my favorite ad so far:

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Black-Bad-t...1QQcmdZViewItem

 

"Here it is, full out-balls2thewalls ZRX scream machine! Hard to find badass black to boot!Looking for a nice quiet bike to ride thru the flowery countryside with your fiance' riding side saddle on the back? Fugetaboutit, this ain't the bike your lookin for! This bike is loud proud and well endowed and will surely have your nieghbors lined up along your street to give you a simultanious twenty-one single finger salute as you blow sidewise thru the tulips of thier tanbark ladden, perfectly mancured, Chemlawn sprinkled lawns. This bike will have your girl screamin with her legs wrapped around you like she never has before. This bike is loads of fun, better bungee her to your backside when you twist that throttle cause it's a wheelie prone fun lovin, mad machine.... I really can't tell you what a blast these bikes are to ride, it truly takes you back to when riding was pure fun and not about the bling factor or how many milli-seconds you can grind off your track record (or millimeters off your tail-bone). Guaranteed to put a chisel-proof smile on your face that will make your wife, girl, boy, significant otherlifepartner very suspicious!"

 

His unique description seems to have paid off because $5k is a lot more than stock ZRX1100's usually sell for.