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Help Michael keep the kids in

 

I think the word got out to the little farts about what happens to you after too much "jesus juice",because they got REAL FAST!!!! 3400 it really gets hard when it gets dark

[Skeeve]

Help Michael keep the kids in

 

I think the word got out to the little farts    about what happens to you after too much "jesus juice",because they got REAL FAST!!!!  3400 it really gets hard when it gets dark

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No workee. [but I'm impatient: if a page takes more than 60secs to load across the T1 connection @ the university, chances are it's not worth the wait... <_>

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^^ It took all of 2 minutes on dial up to load. What can I say ?

 

Hey Skeeve , HAVING A BAD DAY? READ ON...

There was a case in one hospital's

Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday

 

morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

 

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to

do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to why

 

the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays.

 

So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m.,

all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for

themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

 

Still Having a Bad Day?

 

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil

spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most

expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid

cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

 

Still think you are having a bad day?

 

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist

 

towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly

current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in

two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his

Walkman.

 

YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH ?

 

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending

pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand

pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

 

WHAT ? STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD?

 

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.

It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the

bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.