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Tommy Cooper one liners:
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times
the memory.
Ham and eggs - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a
pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Borrow money from pessimists -- They don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse get ' s the
cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend.....but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I intend to live forever......so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder."
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on
it.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights
work?
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from italy
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oh, yeah. forgot to ask who the tennis player is? probably photoshopped...
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in Scandanavia, at least in Norway, people wear their wedding rings on the right hand...therefore no need looking for the left.
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check out the SI.com painted on swimsuits @ http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009_swimsuit/painting/
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Why's of Men (from a woman's point of view, however wrong that might be)
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius)
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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
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( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma '
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the
shower, 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for WISDOM to understand my man; LOVE to
forgive him; And PATIENCE for his moods. Because, Lord,
if I pray for STRENGTH, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Ouch!
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
OOUUCCHH!!
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see it and sleep, I mean weep (it is kind of long). the bike does fine against the auto!
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now that's what I want to see, Murray. Thanks
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anyone want to blow this out of the water....the mis-truths?
Like why a 600 instead of a 1098/1198?
why the 600 can't seem to brake well on the 1st corner?
any comments on how the driver with the Simpson helmet is running off the tarmac onto the grass?
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second shot...
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Just imagine the reaction when people see this biker traveling down the road.
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This grizzly was hit by a Harley on Lolo Pass. This is the pass between Lolo , MT and Kooskia , ID . Look at the claws on that sucker!
The biker made it thru after three days in the hospital! The hog's a wreck!
Lessons learned :
Don't go Bear Hunting with a Harley, they don't last but one hunt!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the rider go to the expense of getting a license (driving) when you can hunt them with a gun?
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Too rich for my tastes, but more power to you! Helps maintain that exclusivity factor on top of that you already had just by riding a Guzzi!
Skeeve, agree on it being a little rich....really wanted that carbon fiber tank from Italy, couldnt afford that so went with something less than 1/2 the price. oh well. Hopefully it will be something to look at and smile real big at. Can't give all my money to the wall street crooks ... need to keep a little for my own pleasure.
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will do. I asked my guy Tony @ pcs daytona to write me down the specs...
Tony @ PCS Daytona says the following:
The color is called Vino Rosso and it’s a 2 step base coat color coat ceramic procces……… $350.00 per wheel (bare). Can get them in about a 10 day turn around now….
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http://wimp.com/motorcycleprototype/
while you are thinking of what to say about this....go back a few videos to see the stunt car one (http://www.wimp.com/drivingstunts/)
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I want to know the powder code paint code numbers so I can do my valve covers that color.
will do. I asked my guy Tony @ pcs daytona to write me down the specs...
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First of all, thanks for the comments. especially the one from our esteemed colleague from the country of beautiful cars, motorcycles, great food and wine, the Church (and Saints), and did I mention the fairer sex? I am honored.
I will get more information on the process...it is not paint, it is a two step powder coat that I am guarenteed will not fade. I left this work up to PCS Daytona and the intention of anodizing. However, 2 things were/are happening....1. anodizing needs very clean (ie, new) material to work well on. apparently two tries had mediocre results on the front wheel and the thinking was no matter how clean they thought the wheel was, their must have been something like brake dust that left spotchy results. and 2. apparently anodizing is on the same list as chroming which has got 'the concerned citizens against all things good ' in an uproar.
in the end, we said let's give it a shot.
For past commentators on my mean machine, I got the exhaust pipe black powder coated.
I will post final pictures when done.
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more pics 2
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more files
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sometime the old work horse needs some TLC. something to make him want to keep taking me down the long road on those long trips. Let me know what you think....maybe someday he can be pick of the month?
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Hey, the 70's weren't THAT BAD!
Hooters
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wanna ride with her?