I've owned a couple dozen bikes in my life, but this new LeMans is my first Guzzi. The other rides in my stable are both beemers currently, so all Moto Guzzi experiences are a first for me!
Took my dealer paperwork down to the local DMV to license my new ride and had an interesting conversion with the chipper 20 something young lady there. Still makes me smile and shake my head, so I thought I'd share it with you all:
Me: Hi, I'd like to obtain a registration and license for my new motorcycle. (hand her my dealer paperwork)
She: (after studying the sale and temporary title forms for a few minutes) OK, is this motorcycle a dirt bike?
Me: No, it's a street bike.
She: I see Moto something here which must be for motorcycle but who is the manufacturer?
Me: It's Moto as in and for Moto Guzzi- Moto Guzzi makes it.
She: (blank look on her face for several seconds, followed by enlightenment) Ohh, I just love their shoes! They make great purses too!
Me: Actually you're thinking of Gucci. This is Guzzi.
She: (looking disappointed) Oh, well who makes your motorcycle then, Honda or somebody?
Me: Moto Guzzi is the name of the motorcycle company and they make it.
She: (confused look on face) Huh, never heard of them. Is it a foreign bike?
Me: They're Italian and have a characteristic V twin engine design. (describing a V shape with my hands)
She: (thinking for a minute) Oh yeah, I think I've seen pictures of those. Aren't they the ones with a Harley engine put in sideways?
Me: (exasperation time and smiling weakly) Something like that...
Here's to our unique motorcycles!
Cheers-
Mike