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Ralph Werner

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  1. Who doesn't leave a debt??? At any rate, I remember right around the embargo time a local Kawasaki dealer tried to take legal action against Atlantic City because the police motorcycle specifications were written to exclude any bike but a Harley. The MC police said they didn't want any other motorcycle and the case fizzled. Now AC uses BMW R1150RTs!
  2. Antonio I assure you, as a connoiseur of these things, that is a female. I can tell by the shape of her butt cheeks.
  3. Parasailing has come a long way baby!! I hope that nobody just finished a meal prior to viewing this. If so, my sincerest apologies.
  4. Ralph Werner

    I'm a hedonist

    Man, I didn't know anybody still drank that swill!!
  5. If I don't see a fresh pair of hooters pretty soon I'm gonna quit too!!
  6. It has been suggested that I place my Frenchbob/ Serge reply over here so this is my second (and last) entry: "Never ever turn your back on a cock". (I think that this has to do with roosters or other male fowl.)
  7. I just returned from a retirement dinner (not mine) with a tummy full of chicken Francais. When I heard about Serge I almost (but not quite) wanted to purge myself. There will never be another cock like that!
  8. Well, that didn't take long! Looks like the Revum Jackson is using this incident to promote his sagging career (remember the girlfriend's baby?). He apparently was on the Today show talking about his phone call to Michael. Needless to say, I turned the TV off when the Revum came on.
  9. Ralph Werner

    guzzi crash

    What a lousy piece of luck! I hope that you're already on the road to a speedy recovery. If you get a little depressed just jump over to the "hooters" thread. That oughta help some.
  10. I guess I just wasn't thinking straight Ratchethack! I'd never vote before I heard Paris Hilton's political views.
  11. Regarding "celebrities": I don't care what they say I don't care what they do I don't care who they marry or divorce I don't want to hear their opinions on anything Man, do I not care!
  12. And just what was wrong with my pic of the woman on a bike? If you looked closely you could see the side of the right breast. I'm gonna go have a Martels.
  13. Whoa! I'm going back to the Hooters forum - it's way easier on my brain.
  14. Didn't hear much of an outcry from Islamic leaders either.
  15. I'm sure that you all know why it's called "PMS" - "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
  16. Ralph says as long as they point somewhere we love em!
  17. I guess "good" was a poor choice of a word. Better (and absolutely true) would be the word "consistent".
  18. Gentlemen, the sad fact is that if you look at the written (and unwritten) history of mankind, the only thing that we are consistently good at is war.
  19. Hey! Yo! That belongs on the "hooters" thread.
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