On Thursday this week myself and 10 other blokes are going on our annual 1500 mile round trip ride from York up to Mull, Ardnamurchan, Skye, Applecross etc on various bits of two wheeled madness. I am taking my v11 while others are going on a Honda firestorm, kawasaki zx9, gsxr 750, two Triumph 955s and a 595, 2 1150 gs bmws, a trick 1200 sportster and an Aprilia Pegaso. Every time we've been before we have at least one major league breakdown. Two of the Triumph owners have changed from an aprilia mille and sportster within the last couple of weeks because of doubts about their suitability/reliability.
Question is, going on a mix of unreasonable bigotry and prejudice, which of the other bikes will break down first?