TX REDNECK (R.I.P.) Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 of clubbing baby seals <_> Now , what to do with a big knife ? I recently bought a large air force survival knife and I wish to use it. Possible uses so far: - Get caught in tree by parachute: cut the chute - Wait for the oppportunity of someone saying "this is my knife" with a knife smaller than mine so I can brandish mine and say "that's not a knife, this: (knife) is a knife" (stolen from crocodile dundee - you aussies know what im talkin about). -Cut off my arm if it inadvertently becomes wedged between some boulders - Receive free sexual favors from terrified street walkers -???? -Profit Suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g.forrest Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 NGC/ ''please explain. no good c**t . ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TX REDNECK (R.I.P.) Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 NGC/ ''please explain. no good c**t . ? No Guzzi Content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete roper Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Picking teeth? Cleaning under fingernails? Nah! Use it for chopping things up into bits small enough to fit on the barbie!!! Cows are a good starting point and they don't usually complain too much. Pigs are sods and screech while you slit 'em up but they make the best sausages! Get the caul fat and then stuff all the lips and arseholes into it. Yum! There is a wonderful Italian Deli just up the road from where we lived in E3 in London that made the most sublime snags. I reckon they were made from ground up print workers from the Times building over the road but they tasted GREAT! Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Werner Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 How about circumsizing elephants and rhinos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrt Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Are you just happy to see me or is that a large air force survival knife in your pocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd haven Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Well, Ask the man who brought you into the Halliburton fold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchbob Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Cutting the grisly bits off coquilles Saint Jacques before frying them in a drizzle of walnut oil with lemon juice and a splash of Muscadet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchbob Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Being able to open even the most recalcitrant tin of dogfood at the next motorcycle camp. And yes, I'm aware that I'm a food freak/snob/junkie. I'm that sort of person. It's why I don't ride a Honda [the power of dreams, etc]. Anyway, you can never have too many knives, I find. Did you know that it's bad luck, in France, to receive a knife as a gift? When a friend, knowing my predilections, bought me the general purpose knife I commonly have about my person these days, I had to pay him 1 centime for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nogbad Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 And yes, I'm aware that I'm a food freak/snob/junkie. I'm that sort of person. It's why I don't ride a Honda [the power of dreams, etc]. 78307[/snapback] Me too. You wouldn't put bad petrol in your V11, so why eat at McD's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macguzzi Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Join the Airforce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormsedge Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Anyway, you can never have too many knives, I find. Did you know that it's bad luck, in France, to receive a knife as a gift? When a friend, knowing my predilections, bought me the general purpose knife I commonly have about my person these days, I had to pay him 1 centime for it. 78307[/snapback] Absolutely...you can never have enough knives and oddly, whichever one you have on your person becomes a general purpose knife. Tex, ask not what you can do with your knife, but what you would be unable to do without it. Opportunities abound. k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotogoozer Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 weary of seal clubbing? Might I suggest you use the knife for both clubbing AND skinning. That way you won't have to carry a bat and a knife. You'll find you have much more stamina with a lighter load. Rj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g.forrest Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 and he's lust shot one of his hunting buddies.. trust that man..noway Well,Ask the man who brought you into the Halliburton fold: 78302[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeBenGuzzi Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I have a 2ft solid hardened steel knife I got from thelocal Renn fest lifetime gar-an-teeee, hopefully tx doesn't run into me, cause I think my knife is bigger. I have one of the blades thats on the table, specifically like the one stuck in the table. Nice work, yes I'm a dork that goes to renn fests but I do not dress up there just isn't much to do here and unfortounatly I can't really ride the goose there they are off a dirt road and you park in a grass field I've taken the goose a little bit off road but with the street tires whoa, scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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