Ralph Werner

Does this work for outlaw motorcycle club members??

A man calls home and another man answers. "Who are you?" asks the husband. "I'm the maintenance man". "Where's my wife?" "Upstairs in bed with some guy" "I can't believe it! Listen, get a large pipe, knock them both out cold and dump their bodies in the backyard pool so it looks like an accident. I'll make it worth your while". The husband hears some thuds and then more thuds. Suddenly the voice comes back on the Phone. Maintenance man: "Hey, there isn't any pool in the backyard" Husband: "Wait - is this 465-3009?"

Ok - enough of winter and "hooters" photos!!! Tomorrow I'll be in St. Martin taking in the topless beach scene. Maybe a few of my covert camera shots will make it to this board when I return. Like this.........

We did a similar thing way back when I was in veterinary school at Penn - except we had a live female student under the sheet, not a dead cow! Man, those Aggies are not playing with a full deck!

"No Tangles" shampoo, a wire brush, and Lysol will solve the problem.

Neat photos - thanks

Now we're finally making sense!!

Remember Y2K??

Just curious, but how do you live with something you don't survive?? :D

And that would suck! :(

In case any of you forgot: Global warming - bring it on!!!

For a critique of that Greg Craven clip try this: http://www.climate-skeptic.com/2007/12/reponse-to-greg.html Looks like the answer is there is no answer. I say let rachet's snowmen melt and replace them with the snowwoman that showed up on the Hooters thread a short while ago!!

For those of you with an interest in this controversy a new book is out called "Climate of Extremes". It is written by an Arizona State University professor of climatology - Robert Balling - and a professor of environmental science from the University of Virginia - Patrick Michaels. Prominent scientists have given the book very good reviews. It counters political hype and pseudoscience with a critical scientific look at available evidence. It's not as good as "Diary of a Mad Guzzisti" but then again, nothing is!

Masturbation causes blindness?

Now that made me laugh!!

My God! He took our advice, got drunk, and look what happened! I only made it to the third paragraph.

Are you sure that's gonna help??

It's probably because they need better advertising.

And a very merry Christmas from Santa and Rudolph.

That might just be enough to turn me into a necrophile!

Since everyone is going green this year and not wasting paper, I'm sending you my email card: "Holiday Greetings from Ralph" Hope that was still OK for this forum Jaap.

Paul, a friend sent me those so I haven't a clue. They're all kind of nice eh? :D

Happy Holidays!