Paul Minnaert Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 half of the english men are prepared not to have sex for half a year when they can get a 50"plasma tv. And 1/3 of the english women. How bad is sex in england? Or why are they so eager to get a plasma? what don't we know? Link to comment
Guest ratchethack Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFTTTTTT!!! This would seem to be a complete reversal of the "oldest profession?!?!" Interestingly enough, given the above choice to the entire UK, (assuming we're dealing with a 100% hetero population), by matching up the numbers, 1/6 of English women would be left without plasma TVs, but otherwise fulfilled for 6 months! Might we conclude that English women want English men 1/6 more than English men want English women?! One imagines the difficulties of enforcement requirements for plasma TV acquisition! But then, the English must have lots o' old rusty chastity belts lying about, left over from the Crusades. . . Link to comment
Skeeve Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 half of the english men are prepared not to have sex for half a year when they can get a 50"plasma tv. And 1/3 of the english women. How bad is sex in england? Or why are they so eager to get a plasma? what don't we know? Is this a new punchline to the old joke about Heaven & Hell? In Heaven: The police are English The engineers are German The bankers are Swiss The cooks are French The lovers are Italian In Hell: The police are German The engineers are French The bankers are Italian The cooks are English The lovers are Swiss Hey, I don't write'em! Blame it on the writers' strike! [Yes, it's entirely dependent upon stereotypes, but for a 50 year old joke, it's still got legs as long as you're familiar w/ the basis for the stereotypes (which are vanishing in this age of ever increasing globalization...)] Link to comment
Baldini Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 half of the english men are prepared not to have sex for half a year when they can get a 50"plasma tv. And 1/3 of the english women. How bad is sex in england? Or why are they so eager to get a plasma? what don't we know? What make of TV did you offer them? Perhaps a less prestigious brand might work? or try an Italian accent... KB Link to comment
BRENTTODD Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Hey in the US we plan on not having any sex as soon as the man says i pernouce you man and wife. Now that is really sad Link to comment
Paul Minnaert Posted February 11, 2008 Author Share Posted February 11, 2008 it was electronics company Comet that did the research. http://www.comet.co.uk/ I think women don't want a plasma. Link to comment
Guest ratchethack Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I think women don't want a plasma. Thankfully, there still seem to be many who have other healthy desires. . . Link to comment
mike wilson Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I seem to be suffering from the worst of both worlds. Link to comment
wheelsucker Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Is that why divorce here is so high? Now I know why she let me have two bikes! Hey in the US we plan on not having any sex as soon as the man says i pernouce you man and wife. Now that is really sad Link to comment
belfastguzzi Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 half of the english men are prepared not to have sex for half a year when they can get a 50"plasma tv. And 1/3 of the english women. How bad is sex in england? Or why are they so eager to get a plasma? what don't we know? What's sex? Is it worth the wait? It took me more than six months to get an axle spacer from Guzzi, so this situation doesn't seem too bad? Link to comment
dlaing Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 In Hell: The police are German The engineers are French The bankers are Italian The cooks are English The lovers are Swiss Heaven sounds like the EU, But Hell sounds like Southern California, except the cooks are Mexican. Link to comment
roberto tenni Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 What's a TV? Sorry, I'm Scottish. Link to comment
macguzzi Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 What's a TV? Sorry, I'm Scottish. It's a thing to watch porn on Link to comment
BRENTTODD Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Hey i sit on my english chair watching Scottish porn on my Mexican TV how bad is that Oh i forgot with my Greek ol lady yelling Link to comment
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