slug Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 My cat peed on my cherished copy of Guzziology (signed by Dave Richardson himself!). Must... fight... urge... to... kill... Anyone know how to rid a book of the stench of cat pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve G. Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 My cat peed on my cherished copy of Guzziology (signed by Dave Richardson himself!). Must... fight... urge... to... kill... Anyone know how to rid a book of the stench of cat pee? Gasoline, and a match! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeBenGuzzi Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I only know of one real way to. . . better follow the instructions, well maybe your wife should cat pee is like skunk it doesn't really ever go away, might want to get a new one and beg Dave to sign it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeBenGuzzi Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Gasoline, and a match! Steve you bassard, you beat me to it while I was looking for the pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeve Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 My cat peed on my cherished copy of Guzziology (signed by Dave Richardson himself!). Must... fight... urge... to... kill... Anyone know how to rid a book of the stench of cat pee? Soak it in vinegar. Doesn't do much for the book, but it does eliminate the cat pee smell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthro Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Send the cat to the taxidermist, it earned the job! The book should still readable, just store it at the garage, but not too close to the Guzzi. Anthro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzzirider Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Wipe some dogshit on it- you wont notice the cat pee smell afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeve Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Wipe some dogshit on it- you wont notice the cat pee smell afterwards. [Help! Help! I'm laughing so hard my ribs ache!... ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom M Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Who's looking for a free cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRENTTODD Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Who's looking for a free cat? Boy that cat must be really tired to just pass out like that He's sleeping real hard Go to the book store pick up 101 things to do with a dead cat the pensil shapner is my fav Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotogoozer Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Go to the book store pick up 101 things to do with a dead cat the pensil shapner is my fav Free is way too much to pay for a cat. 101 Uses for a Dead Cat by Simon Bond. His 101 Unspeakable Acts is pretty good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Z Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 How to make a cat Bark. Poor Lighter fluid on cat, light with match = Woof. Hope it helps. Richard Z. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slug Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 Poor Lighter fluid on cat, light with match = Woof. Hope it helps. Richard Z. Oh, I am so tempted. Last night I had to climb 30+ feet up a cedar tree to get the little bastard down. This is the second time in a week he's been chased up a tree. If he ever does it again, screw climbing the tree, I'll coax him down with a 12 gauge. However, I don't think he's going outside ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeBenGuzzi Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 why do you have a stupid annoying useless web page? is it so you can get mail @sluggis.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v50man Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Cat: The Other White Meat. And, yes, I have (and love) a cat. But, the above bumpersticker is still one of my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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