NGC/ Need some advice

[belfastguzzi]

I like to hook my friends up with customised burgers 

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Do you do delivery, for special friends? I don't mind waiting a bit.

[velofish]

Good luck, TX. I can give you pages and pages of advice on how to look dumb(and pages and...) Not so good at the reverse. Looking for work sucks. Stress yourself out trying to find a place to go to every day that can stress you out. Got my fingers crossed for you.

fish

[badmotogoozer]

slap the kid, take the firing. You'll feel better on sooo many levels.

 

I hate looking for work - all the stress of searching desperately for a place that you can go to to get stressed out every day.

 

Porn is definitely the way to go. People will pay just to see stills of stuffies humping. It's a sick sick world.

 

Good luck!!

 

Rj

[TX REDNECK (R.I.P.)]

Well I'm hired.

 

I start tomorrow (oh man! no more late friday nights)

 

My job is to clean wax and detail cars. Also they will need me to run errands and whatnot and transport cars to other lots and eventually across the border. They deal in higher end cars so it will be cool to drive around in them. Its stressing me out though because I've only had my license for 8 days now( I let my CDL expire) and there trusting me drive expensive cars around the city. Oh well at least I will have more money then I know what to do with in a few weeks, ya I've never had a real job.

 

 

P.S. Thanks Todd for putting me on to this job

[velofish]

Congratulations TX. Good luck on the new job. As for having lots of extra cash-- I have this friend in Nigeria...

 

fish

[jrt]

Hey, I know that guy

[Guest Dave Pott]

and eventually across the border

 

[Guzzirider]

If you ever get through East Tx look me up . I like to hook my friends up with customised burgers 

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The popular catchphrase of the spotty kids who work in a very well known fast food chain is "I've Loved In It!" (very similar to the advertising jingle).

 

I'll let you work out the rest.

 

Guy

[Guest RPHETTEPLACE]

best part is now you can beat the shit out of the retarded kid without fear of losing your job!

[TX REDNECK (R.I.P.)]

Well, today was my first day & I think something criminal is going on here, anyway I 'm still trying to figure out the mysteries. Also I finally got to hear a real mexican say " maing "

 

I had to drive downtown to the middle of crack town to this shady mechanic . I was picking up a large truck & the mexican mechanic was like " be careful round corner maing, its pretty long " I never told him I've driven a truck before, so it was funny letting him go on with his advice .

[Skeeve]

... The common concensus is that anyone who works in fast food is automatically dumb, but lemme tell you, I find the customers to be the the real retards. For starters, they're actually paying full price for the fat patties we crank out. Another, half the time they get to the speaker and are like "Uhhh....uhhh, gimme a minute. Sometimes I think we should have a menu board a mile down the road so the customers know what to order by the time they get there.

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Hey, that sounds like me! There's a reason why we sound like that: we're used to good hamburgers, etc. from IN'n'OUT, and when we get to someplace that has TOO MANY OPTIONS on the board, we stand there hypnotized like deer in headlights.

 

Just cut the options down to Hamburger*Cheeseburger*Double-Double*Fries*Shakes & Drinks, & leave the options to those who know the secret passwords [Animalized, 4x4, Veggieburger, Lo-Carb, etc.], & we'll all get thru the line much faster!