big J Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam SPAMMITY SPAAAAM SPAMMITTY SPAAAAAAM. What's the spam surprise? That's sausage,bacon,spam,eggs,spam,tomatoes,spam and spam without the sausage bacon eggs and tomatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 2wheelin2dn Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 S #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? A : We found them. S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! A : What do you mean? S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? A : Not at all. They could be carried. S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? A: It could grip it by the husk! S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? A: Please! S #1: Am I right? A: I'm not interested! S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. S #2: Oh, yeah... S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotogoozer Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 I fart in your general direction. Rj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballacraine Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballacraine Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Our chief weapon is SURPRISE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Barrett Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballacraine Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Surprise and fear! ....and ruthless efficiency! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrt Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Our ththththrree chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency... ...and a fanatical devotion to the pope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballacraine Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Aahhhh..Amongst our weaponry........ Are such diverse elements as....... surprise, fear, ruth... I'll come in again! CARDINAL BIGGLES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotogoozer Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Rj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd haven Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 So, You want to learn to defend yourself against someone armed with a pointed stick, Eh? Try that with a pineapple down your windpipe....... Simply pull the lever, and the 16-ton wieght will fall on top of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbdicker Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 My favorite, but since it was already taken........ Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Rj 63111[/snapback] Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant : Well, she turned me into a newt. Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant : ...I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotogoozer Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... Rj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastguzzi Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Back to motor vehicular matters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballacraine Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Back to motor vehicular matters 63276[/snapback] Yes we have a lot of that around these parts! Nige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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