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Hi ya!!Guzz, Well all that indicates me that hat you need a bit to slow down, think and evaluate yourself and others' perhaps you were approaching things with a bit streess and that causes failures (unforgivable?)Well think about it and evaluate.

  Yesour age is effected from arrogance and egoism at most aspects , plush the need to show up.Women are more inlined to that than men....anyways

 

  MGS1 well that's really a beauty and there s a big difference between bike and femmes , so I won't get into thiis.

 

Here is some  help guide to what women  and men mean in daily basics.

 

What a woman says, what she really means...

I need = I want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...

I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

I was wrong = Not as wrong as you

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!

The household budget is fine = Get a second job.

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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His girlfriend is lying in bed.

 

He says "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache"

 

His girlfriend replies "You bloody idiot that's a sheep not a pig!"

 

He says "I think you will find I was not talking to you"

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Fake, maybe; but as the saying goes... Well, I can't think of a good saying right at the moment, but hell, I'll take her anyways! :)

 

-Someone once said, "there's only two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them works"

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