callison Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Hi ya!!Guzz, Well all that indicates me that hat you need a bit to slow down, think and evaluate yourself and others' perhaps you were approaching things with a bit streess and that causes failures (unforgivable?)Well think about it and evaluate. Yesour age is effected from arrogance and egoism at most aspects , plush the need to show up.Women are more inlined to that than men....anyways MGS1 well that's really a beauty and there s a big difference between bike and femmes , so I won't get into thiis. Here is some help guide to what women and men mean in daily basics. What a woman says, what she really means... I need = I want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper... I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry I was wrong = Not as wrong as you Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important! The household budget is fine = Get a second job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Corsa Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 The household budget is fine = Get a second job. I know, $$$ are never enough (sometimes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzzirider Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His girlfriend is lying in bed. He says "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache" His girlfriend replies "You bloody idiot that's a sheep not a pig!" He says "I think you will find I was not talking to you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macguzzi Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Guzzi's can be unreliable but they aint got nothin on wimen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix42o Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Fake, maybe; but as the saying goes... Well, I can't think of a good saying right at the moment, but hell, I'll take her anyways! -Someone once said, "there's only two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them works" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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