TX REDNECK (R.I.P.) Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Who here actually pays for napkins, ketchup,sugar, and other things that you can get for free at fast food resturaunts? I haven't payed for napkins in years , which means I dont buy a lot of toilet paper either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ratchethack Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I haven't payed for napkins in years which means, I dont buy a lot of toilet paper either. Which do you prefer, then - restaurant napkins or the Sears catalog? Enquiring minds just gotta know. . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nogbad Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Which do you prefer, then - restaurant napkins or the Sears catalog? Enquiring minds just gotta know. . . . . 93040[/snapback] I hope they are recycled paper...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slug Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Napkins? Who needs 'em when you (or the person sitting next to you) has sleeves? Ketchup? Despite the Ketchup Advisory Board's clever advertisements, I rarely use it. Sugar? I only use the restaraunt packets for cleaning bits of food from between my teeth (then put it back in the condiment caddy, I hate to be wasteful.) Toilet paper? I buy the top-notch stuff only. I've noticed that American condiments are pretty boring. I'm really interested in the condiments of the world, like when I was in the Netherlands, it seemed that they put these semi-sweet choclaty sprinkles on everything. I was just fascinated. (Is it me, or is Dutch food bland in general? Jaap: I'd love your opinion...) So to add to the topic in a roundabout way, what's your favorite condiment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotogoozer Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (Is it me, or is Dutch food bland in general?) So to add to the topic in a roundabout way, what's your favorite condiment? 93051[/snapback] It's not bland after you get the chocolate sprinkles on it. Rj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slug Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 It's not bland after you get the chocolate sprinkles on it. 93053[/snapback] I swear, it was like they had this special "blanding powder" that they added to everything. I quickly came to the conclusion that the best Dutch food is falafel and gyros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrt Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I guess I still buy some of that stuff, cause I don't eat at fast food restaurants. That sh!t'll kill ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Jaap Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 So to add to the topic in a roundabout way, what's your favorite condiment? 93051[/snapback] Chocolate sprinkles It's meant to be eaten on bread, but I don't like sweet stuff on my bread. For me: only. I don't have a favourite condiment. I eat (Heinz) ketchup with my fries, local mustard on my meatballs. Just depends on the food. The typical dutch food is rather bland. That's why spicy food from other countries are very popular over here: Italian, Chinese, Indonesian, Mexican, etc. My favourite local food: my mom's boiled potatoes and beans with buttermilk sauce, all on one plate with lettuce, fried onions, fried bacon, mustard and sliced cucumber as side dish. Sounds gross, but you just have to try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MotoMessiah Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Chocolate sprinkles It's meant to be eaten on bread, but I don't like sweet stuff on my bread. For me: only.I don't have a favourite condiment. I eat (Heinz) ketchup with my fries, local mustard on my meatballs. Just depends on the food. The typical dutch food is rather bland. That's why spicy food from other countries are very popular over here: Italian, Chinese, Indonesian, Mexican, etc. My favourite local food: my mom's boiled potatoes and beans with buttermilk sauce, all on one plate with lettuce, fried onions, fried bacon, mustard and sliced cucumber as side dish. Sounds gross, but you just have to try it! 93077[/snapback] Actually that sounds ok. Kind of like potatoe salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldini Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I liked that curry sort of mustard stuff the Dutch put on chips....& the Indonesian stuff...& the cheese...errr...sorry, what was the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Werner Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 I haven't payed for napkins in years , which means I dont buy a lot of toilet paper either. Just remember to keep the openings that you're wiping in the correct order. <_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeBenGuzzi Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ever get the undercarriage resprayed to prevent that rust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TX REDNECK (R.I.P.) Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 ever get the undercarriage resprayed to prevent that rust? Ben, your a youngster. When you get old like Ralph you'll understand that some things take time & somtimes things just seem like to much work. I'll tell you what I did get done today Today I went and put in a resume at a porno store. My friend Cassie works there fulltime and told me last night that they were looking for someone to work part-time there and I figured it'd be a good way to boost my monthly income by a couple hundred dollars a month. I went in and spoke with the owner who seems nice enough. The interview seemed to go very well and they said they'd let me know by monday... So now I'm looking forward to my new job as the guy cleaning spunk off the rental DVD's...and creepy fat greasy guys coming to the counter with their dirty hands and boner pitchin' a tent in their pants...and maybe knocking over display dildos and stuff!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd haven Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Today I went and put in a resume at a porno store. My friend Cassie works there fulltime and told me last night that they were looking for someone to work part-time there and I figured it'd be a good way to boost my monthly income by a couple hundred dollars a month. I went in and spoke with the owner who seems nice enough. The interview seemed to go very well and they said they'd let me know by monday... So now I'm looking forward to my new job as the guy cleaning spunk off the rental DVD's...and creepy fat greasy guys coming to the counter with their dirty hands and boner pitchin' a tent in their pants...and maybe knocking over display dildos and stuff!!! 93227[/snapback] Two words of advice my friend: 1.Bleach 2.Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callison Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Jeez Tx Redneck, you sure know how to fill out a resume. That reminds me of the joke about the guy searching for a job. When he finally finds one he goes home to his wife shouting "I got a job! I got a job!" She's ecstatic, they've been on the ropes for a while. She asks where the job is and he answers - "It's a whorehouse! It's a thousand dollars a month!" Now she's really happy if a bit put off by the location of employment. Then he says - "I know it's a lot of money, but I'm sure we'll manage it somehow..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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