Naw, I'm all finished sobbing now. S'pose you'll have to call me 'ducc' to cover the quacking thing. Like so many of the complex issues of life (doctors, guns, motorcycles) if we draw our conclusions on the most visible, the average, or the hype we are likely to miss the truth , and with it, much of the experience of life.
Per Martin's post:
" . . . incapacitant sprays (CS and now pepper) that are "firearms" under UK law . . ."
Pepper spray is a "firearm?" Careful Martin, before long they'll have you on a scooter and call it a "Motorcycle." The slippery slope and all . . .