belfastguzzi Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 See there's another Roper write-up on Widguzzi. I copied the link, here. JRT has found it very useful. 'It explains a lot, of what I couldn't explain', he said. 'I reckon I know where I got my ointment from now' he added, mysteriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzzirider Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Why are these aliens selecting Americans in particular for these anal examinations? Maybe citizens from other countries may wish to participate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastguzzi Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 Why are these aliens selecting Americans in particular for these anal examinations? Maybe citizens from other countries may wish to participate. 82315[/snapback] Well – do you want to set-up a booth at the Erin and take bookings? I'm sure that Big Bob and the Beardies would be pleased to accommodate. As far as I know, a rubber chicken is the only tool required, at a pinch. I think that there could be good passing trade. A crowd of BMW riders came through last year. And with your reputation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzzirider Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I think the aliens may baulk at looking up Guzzi rally goers arses- especially with the lack of washing facilities you mentioned in another thread, but the BMW riders are a good lead as they will certainly be more hygenic. How do I get in contact with the alien leaders so I can claim my commission for these introductions? Another thing- what are they actually looking for? Have they lost something? Can they get Channel 5 if they look deep enough? The Truth is out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ratchethack Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Why are these aliens selecting Americans in particular for these anal examinations? Uh, I can't say from personal experience, mind you. But it would seem that the view might be better on this side of the pond... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastguzzi Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 I think the aliens may baulk at looking up Guzzi rally goers arsesHow do I get in contact with the alien leaders ? Another thing- what are they actually looking for? Have they lost something? 82320[/snapback] Go to Wildguzzi Ask for Pete Roper He's yer man, er... alien. He baulks at nothing, he looks for anything and yes, he has lost something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macguzzi Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 He knows that much about Guzzi's he must be an alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastguzzi Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 He knows that much about Guzzi's he must be an alien 82337[/snapback] He is. But not one of the really intelligent aliens – he doesn't know how to post pictures on the V.11 Forum, so he has to go off to the simple earth technology of Wildguzzi Forum and post his reports there. Here, he is attempting to dissolve a baulk ring in hyperdrive sump oil. Those aliens sure are curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aironepony Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Anyone know about this year's rally?............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike wilson Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Uh, I can't say from personal experience, mind you. But it would seem that the view might be better on this side of the pond... 82329[/snapback] Maybe the job is just easier there. The American population is vast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ratchethack Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Maybe the job is just easier there.<quote> The American population is vast. <unquote> Hmmmmmm, quite. But it would seem they prefer your grain fields for more artistic shennanigans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlaing Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Hmmmmmm, quite. But it would seem they prefer your grain fields for more artistic shennanigans... 82600[/snapback] If you are refering to crop circles, only relativist earthlings endeavor in such artistic shenanigans(note correct spelling ) ETs endeavor in more meaningful messages such as the following: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlaing Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 ...and if you zoom in, you see more evidence of intelligent life on Earth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchbob Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I can answer "yes" to all the questions in red in Mr Roper's article, but I had previously put these things down to substance abuse........now I begin to wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastguzzi Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 82618[/snapback] So, it's happened. The Puffin has landed. Prepare for the Invasion of the Tontis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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