Guest Jay Mack Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Half-past a monkeys ass. A quarter to his balls. By the way, has anybody seen my girlfriend's keys? Link to comment
helicopterjim R.I.P. Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 This Website Is For Informational Amsterdam Tourism Purposes Only. There is something twisted about Dutch people! Link to comment
belfastguzzi Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 Ton-up applies to the Whitworth standards so who knows how many grams that would be. 3.14159265359 maybe? No, if bad, bad motogoozer is ton-up then he is pretty close to 1,000,000 grams. A long ton is 1,016,046.9088 grams (a short ton is 907,184.74 gram). He could use 'megagram' as a modern, internationally acceptable description. There is always a downside to metrification. In this case, the downside would be that his chums would probably nick-name him, 'Mega Granny', Given his exceptional weight, what should his correct fork spring rating be? Link to comment
badmotogoozer Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Alright! Let's get this back on topic and talk about how much TIME it will take for me to come over and kick some Irish ass! I can ass kick in metric, imperial, or whitworth - your choice. Rj Link to comment
badmotogoozer Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 has anybody seen my girlfriend's keys? No, but I know where I'd look first. Rj Link to comment
Guest Brian Robson Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 In badmotogoozer's boyfriends pants? Link to comment
badmotogoozer Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Watch it Robson! Yer a lot closer than Belfast... Rj Link to comment
bento Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 now that's a nice ass. must...not..say...it... Link to comment
belfastguzzi Posted July 20, 2004 Author Share Posted July 20, 2004 me to come over and kick some Irish ass! I can ass kick in metric, imperial, or whitworth - your choice. You really are a bad, bad motogoozer, but these ass guys can kick badder Link to comment
antonio carroccio Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I can't see anything! Maybe the pic was so bad that Jaap has deleted it..ah ah ah Link to comment
Paul Minnaert Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Antonio, Jaap isn't there, but some sites don't like theire pictures linked. This is the picture Link to comment
belfastguzzi Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 Antonio,Jaap isn't there...... This is the picture So that's Jaap! He's kinda cute, for a Dutchman. Link to comment
Guest Brian Robson Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Watch it Robson! Yer a lot closer than Belfast... Rj I only just read this. Can I ever show my face again on the streets? Link to comment
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