Jokes

[Van]

XXX ....

[DeBenGuzzi]

me wantie that one. NICE.

[antonio carroccio]

XXX ....

I don't get it... <_>

[Skeeve]

I don't get it... <_>

 

Contrary to convention, the caption is at the top.

 

Details like these are hard to notice when your attention is inexplicably drawn elsewhere...

[raz]

I don't get it... <_>

I get some, now and then

[John in Leeds]

I get some, now and then

 

Me too (once in a Blue Moon)

[The Monkey]

Last month was a blue moon! I bet Van had to go to Nanaimo for that shot, the age gives the town away, graduating high school with crease marks and nightclub labia! Shouldnt be here without a joke though. Seeing as how it was both a blue moon and christmas time, here is a Hindi joke.

 

The dot on the forehead of Hindi woman was thought (by westerners) to be an adornment of beauty or at least a fashion statement. Turns out to be none of that. Evidently the dot is an important part of the culture. There only for discovery by the husband in the traditional way. Upon consumating the marriage the man is then permitted to scratch the dot from the forehead of his bride. This is a method of attaining dowry, more peaceful than in the remote past, for upon erasure of the dot, the man can read one of the following- 1 scar = 1 convenience store in a small town in N. America

- 2 scars = 1 fuelling station on a major route N. America

- 3 scars = 1 taxi outfit, and 1 trucking line in a major centre N. America

- No scar = working for her brother in a call centre in Delhi

[Slavomir Musilek (R.I.P.)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohek-Ods3Kg

 

and now guess, what was first. The wire or the house? :D this is not a joke, it is Sered in Slovakia

[John in Leeds]

Things you notice when you're over 50

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[gstallons]

I'm 53. It took me 5 min. to see the caption.........WOW udderly beautiful !

[Slavomir Musilek (R.I.P.)]

 

:D

[John in Leeds]

 

:D

 

Cuff him Danno!

 

What the hell was in the boot (trunk), a rotten raindeer's head?

[Richard Z]

The Power of the Badge....

 

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

 

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

 

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

 

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull......

 

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

 

"Your badge... Show him your badge!!"

[The Monkey]

There once was a man from Australia,

Who painted his ass like a Dahlia.

Tuppence a smell, went all very well.

But three pence a lick proved a failure!

[Guzzi2Go]