Guest Nogbad Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I thought it might be insightful to see how imaginative the average Guzzisti is in buying gifts for their wimmin. Mine was easy. As she wore out my camera I got her one of her own and an accompanied trip to shop for clothes. If you do that you can deal to throw out the things you hate to see her in. I must have got it right as I have had my way every day all holiday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Minnaert Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 come on nogbad, now I want to see a picture of yours in her new clothes you like so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v50man Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Mine abandoned my crippled ass to go to Oklahoma to visit her aging parents -- or so she says. I suspect that she may have gone there to carry on with that notorious Oklahoma swordsman Carl Allison. If -- upon her return this evening -- I cannot detect the scent of Carl's signature Old Spice on her -- I will take her clothes shopping for her Christmas... the abused, neglected guzzi gimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrt Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I'm a romantic- I got her a rocking chair Well, some other stuff too- a couple of LP's (June Christy, Bobby Darin) and a nice watch. But it's a damn fine chair, I gotta say. Solid Cherry wood and weighs about 70 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SFGUZZI Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Boots...!!!!!!!!!! so she can kick my ^&^%%&(*(*, when I've been riding to long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nogbad Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 come on nogbad, now I want to see a picture of yours in her new clothes you like so much. 72242[/snapback] She would never agree to this. Anyway, you would be expecting some young crumpet and would find a smart woman in her mid forties somewhat disappointing as internet totty. No can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzzirider Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Lemme see- 2 piece Oxford thermal underwear for the bike Dressing gown Slippers Clarins body moisturiser A monkey Electric wine cooler Wine accesories (bottle stops etc) Seeds for patio garden Chocolate orange Altberg summer bike boots Lots of pressies but she deserves them. Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nogbad Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Lemme see- A monkey Guy 72273[/snapback] OK, the other stuff I understand.... but... a MONKEY? Are you trading in endangered species? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlaing Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I bought my true love a pair of stainless steel bung plugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aironepony Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 A new floor for the kitchen.............compensates for the oil and scratches on the old floor............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nogbad Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 A new floor for the kitchen.............compensates for the oil and scratches on the old floor............. 72280[/snapback] In my previous life I had to replace a whole bath after ruining it by degreasing an entire engine in there. The marriage foundered though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aironepony Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 In my previous life I had to replace a whole bath after ruining it by degreasing an entire engine in there. The marriage foundered though. 72286[/snapback] Ah! my first wife found a dismantled Rudge under the marital bed. She became quite unreasonable about it, more especially when I pointed out that it had been there three months, and that if she had been cleaning properly she might have noticed it before. Mark 2 is much more reasonable, she just sighs a lot, bless her............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard100t Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I bought my true love a pair of stainless steel bung plugs 72275[/snapback] Who's the hot chick in your avatar? Kind of looks like Elizabeth Hurley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchbob Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I got her...................... ..............out of bed to make my breakfast on Christmas morning. Worked a treat, because we then had lunch on time, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmoon64 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 [i bought my true love a pair of stainless steel bung plugs ].......... Kinky Devil! Pearl Earings Barn Coat Passat MP3 Player (Iriver) White Turtleneck (damn hard to find a plain white turtleneck) Suede Coat (drastically on sale from the day before when I didn't find her size) Two handbags I got a Moto Guzzi Tankbag for the 03 LeMans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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